Scene 1

Rook 1: Hey Bishop 2, I'm reserving a seat for you at the Pirate Showdown, you go for your binoculars course 1st. Later then come

Bishop 2: Okay. You got it! hey knight 1, comin for binoculars course today?

Knight 1: Of course! But I will go and eat 1st

Bishop 2: Ok

Scene 2

(at the changing room)

Rook 1: later you coming straight for the pirate showdown right?
bishop 2: no, i thought i am going for the binoculars course later?

rook 1: you are?

bishop 2: obviously, you said it yourself, and you said you are reserving a seat for me, thanks a lot! see you later! :-)

rook 1: fine, since you are going for that binoculars course, then i don't need to reserve a place for you, what for?

bishop 2: ??

rook 1: hey, knight 2 want to sit with me?

knight 2: ok.

bishop 2: what the?

scene 3

( at the binoculars chamber room)

knight 1: oh my gosh! i was lost

bishop 2: hurry up tell the master, quick

knight: okay!

Master: today we will learn how to focus on objects/.

class: ok!

master: now, pawn 2, focus on the ship and position there.

(pawn 2 focus)

master: i see...

(master sees the binoculars and sses a woman and a man dancing)

master: what the! the ship not the couple!

pawn 2: we must exercise precision.

master: T_T

(an hour passed)

knight 1: quick, we must go for the pirate showdown.

bishop 2: yeah!

scene 4

knight 1 and bishop 2 went into the stadium, and not noticing, they are standing right in the middle of the field.

(the spectators looked shocked, the pirates looked at them).

bishop 2: um, do you know where is the rooks?

( the judge pointed up)

(bishop 2 and knight 1 climbed the 3 metre ladder)

(after bishop 2 and knight 1 settled, the fight continues)]

bishop 2 and knight 1 is finding places.

IC: want me to get 2 chairs for you two?

rook 1: not a need, reserved for them already.

(knight 1 and bishop 2 turns around, rook 1 is not sitting with knight 2 but sitting with bishop 1.)

bishop 2: i thought someone is sitting with knight 1?

(rook 1 remains silent)

4:22 PM

rook 1 and rook 2 are having a qurallel, and you know what is it like, the victims.

rook 1: so, my fault lah!

rook 2: ya, if not whose!

(rooks went away in opposite directions.)

( the bishops, knights and pawns are confused.)

(but, the bishops are closer to the rooks)

Day 2:

rook 2: hey, bishop 2, wanna ask your mate to go for binoculars course with me? you are included of course.

bishop 2: ok, but me mate is sick. slacking for 10 days.'

rook 2: ok. :-)

Day 3

(the binoculars course starts)

king; ok people, i have the right to kick you out if you do not obey mi instructions, now, this is a very serious course, you do whatever i ask you to do. everyone single one! UNDERSTOOD?

all: ok!

king: good, i shall have my command.

queen: HEM HEM!

king: um... maybe not everyone.

all giggles.

during the course, rook 1 sees rook 2 and bishop 2 paring up, rook 1 isn't happy.

(after the traning is over)

rook 2: hey, that is fun, same thing, team again tomorrow?

bishop 2: you are on it!

Day 4:

(before everyone lefts)

rook 1: hey, bishop 2, let's be in the same team today!

bishop 2: um, no.

rook 1: why?

(rook 2 comes by)

rook 2: hey bishop 2,let's get our things ready!)

bishop 2: ok! (and he runs to rook 2)

(rook 1 before leaving, gives bishop 2 a stern stare.)

8:29 PM

if i am not wrong, i would have gotten mi common test & PR results.

let me announce.

english CT-70 PR-68
maths CT-91 PR-94
HCL CT-62 PR-64
Chem CT-68 PR-63
History CT-72 PR-72
D&T PR-65
Lit CT-21 PR-50

Lit common test, oops. but PR i actually passed! how wondeful!

basically very happy with my results! yeah. espacially english and lit and history and HCL and D&T and maths and chemistry! (that is 7 subjects). ok, i am being lame. but this time, there is a war in the class, you know who you are. :-) just don't quarrlel ok? :-)

ok, i am now using the www.pervailes.blogspot.com to add a play in my post, describing about the war in class...

if i am not wrong, i am going to include 4 plays this time, i am going to use chess characters.

talkin' bout' chess, who is interested in 203? only me.. hahax.

these are scenes for those who wants to know more about what's happening.

scene 1: in the strategie chamber

king: this is your credits and the promotion rate for fighting pirate carrabean and defeat the nasty sidekick edward. please look at it.

pawn 1 to pawn 8 looked at their results.

pawn 3: i got promoted to a bishop!
pawn 4: i got promoted to a knight!
pawn 7: what is the big deal, i am promoted to a rook!
pawn 8: same here what! hi 5!

pawn 1,2,5,6 looked at their results, what they see is only, not promoted, needs further training.

the 4 pawns are disappointed, but they went on to their day's activities.

Scene 2: in the busy corridor

bishop 2: hey pawns, how are ya doin', anybody promoting ta mi group?

pawn 3: me!

bishop 2: atta boy, well done! anymore? who got promoted ta the rook post?

pawn 7 and pawn 8: we!

bishop 2: amazin' boys, but da rooks' sar serious! u cheeky little barnacles muz work really hard!

rook 1: who is promoted to rooks?

pawn 7 and pawn 8: we!

rook 1: um... well done, but you need cannonball tranings! this afternoon, go rest, loads of things to do today, kids! hey bishop 2, got to let them go, they need tough traning. meet tonight for a drink?

bishop 2: you sar on it!

(pawn 7 and pawn 8 left.)

bishop 2: ok boys, gotta bring pawn 3 to is' new room of relaxation, bye!

pawn 1,2,4,5,6 : bye!

( the pawns went to the cafeteria.)

scene 3: in the cafeteria

pawn 4: i got promoted to a knight, excellent, wanna be 1. :-)

(silence)

2 knights came into the cafeteria

knight 1: hey dude, wonder where are the pawns, looking for them is way cool.

knight 2: yeah, bro. think what we did during knighty training.

knight 1: jumping over the queen, the rook, the bishop, over you... pawns. wow, such fun, look at their scared faces.

knight 2: but training everyday, this sucks sia. not like the bishops, 2 days, isn't that cool?

(pawn 4 looked stunned)

knight 1: hey dude, looked at those pawns, we found them!

knight 2: yeah, let's kick the knickerbockers out of them.

the 2 knights: hello?

the pawns: hello.

knight 2: who is becoming a knight?

pawn 4: me.

knight 1: yeah, you look like a knight! now, i think you heard us chattering, peeps, yeah, tough training, never indoor training.

knight 2: yeah peeps, mostly graveyard shift, so daytime is to sleep...

knight 1: soundly.

knight 2: yes soundly, now we shall call you um...

pawn 4: yes?

knight 1: knike. now, it sounds like nike, except you add a k.

pawn 4: !

the 2 knights: let's go! meanwhile, you will relax for a month before traning, now have you ever...

(the 2 knights carried pawn 4 and they are gone)

pawns: sigh!

pawn 1: we are the leftovers.

(the pawns walked out)

scene 4: the rooks cannonball corridor

rook 1: fire!

(pawn 7 fires)

(bang! it hits the wall)

rook 2: fire!

(pawn 8 fires)

(bang it hits the door)

rook 1: you both hit the wall and the door.

rook 2: now please try again

(pawn 7 and 8 gets ready, but when they are firing, their cannons was in the wrong direction! bang! bang!)

the 2 rooks: OW!

(the 2 rooks got hitten)

scene 5: during lunch time in the cafeteria, when the pawns get to meet.

pawn 7: hey pawns 1,2,5 and 6, what did you all do this morning?

(silence)

pawn 1: we didn't get promoted.

pawn 8: why?

pawn 2: dunno.

pawn 4: dun feel sad lah, mi seniors that year, only 5 got in. and they are promoted as rooks, knights and bishop 2, that year, bishop 1 got fired. and he became a villager.

pawn 5 and 6 started crying.

pawn 8: hey, stop crying. (comfort pawn 5)

pawn 7: pawn 8 is right. (comfort pawn 6)

pawn 3:they deserve it lah. slacking! if not, why they are not promoted!

pawn 1: shut up ! you. like you know anything.

pawn 2: we work hard!

pawn 3: serve you all right!

(pawn 7 and 8 carried pawn 5 and 6 ouside the cafeteria)

(pawn 3 carries on)

...

end of play 1

4:56 PM

Hi everybody i went to st.john island
doing mathematics always that is my talent,

but just post about yesterday's disappointement,
and after that you will just chew a lemon.

demas like to use the class relay system
thinking what it's like, as a big fat gallon,

but communication breakdown,
and the system will shut down,

and accidents happen,
like a big watermelon.

what is it like when you never receive a message,
what is it like when you smell a sewage?

when you miss the chance,
doing what you want,

how is it like,
or is it just a bite?

example of somebody who misses the bus,
and she went home looking like a sour puss,

missing the ferry like a big fat onion,
just like studying the big fierce lions.

but who cares about the big fat accident,
which just goes about a saying, like a mouse is in heaven.

you will take a rest,
and i will do my best,

to make you understand,
like a big tin can.

yesterday took a ferry,
eating icy berry.

and while in the ferry,
munching on the jellies,

some people likes to pick,
which some are just seasick.

finally we reach the big, giant island,
funny st. john, like you just call 'Alan'.

walking around,
just like a funny funny sound.

studying marine life,
and never there to dive.

during lecture, we had a sleepy time,
when the lecturer's talking, just like lemon lime.

when something that crazily happens,
and of course it really just did happen,

just like a room that has no disturbance,
and suddenly mi handphone rings, and breaking up the silence.

everyone looked at me,
like a juicy fat lychee.

i felt very embarrased,
like a big yellow canvas,

i just apologized,
like a chilli hot spice!

when the instructor just went on and on,
it feels that we are studying CAC's ions,

i looked at mi sms,
and see who's the pest,

when i found out it's my dad,
and i immediately went bad,

i read the contents just inside,
and of course just sitting just beside,

the content read 'you forgotten to bring,
the daily message called 'good morning' ,

i was fed up at that crap,
but of course i was just to mad.

like a mother pig who thought her plan is flawless,
but she was just a bit too careless.

so this is just it went,
but it wasn't to grand.

and this is what we are,
like a hungry breakfast bar,

at 10.30 we went for teabreak,
which we all wanted, like a big debate,

we expected sandwiches,
but OH MY GOODNESS!

what we had was a packet of mamee,
we can just call for some justea.

but this is all we have,
like a blue macbeth,

and what is our hope,
and drinks is just the nope.

but at least the drink is mineral water,
which really just makes our eyes all water.

it wasn't too bad,
and it wasn't very sad.

which we don't regret,
like a big magnet.

after that, we are looking at the funny fish,
much to my amazement, i saw a pufferfish!

they say is saltwater,
but i think is freshwater,

what do you think it is,
or just 10 ikan bilis.

after all the work,
we were just quite weird,

then we had a break,
which we want a lake.

so we went to beach,
but just careful of leech.

and we all enjoyed,
like somebody employed,

so i collected seashells,
like a big funny chime-bell.

i just want to know if there is any crab,
but just saw nothing, like an overgrown-bat.

and what i call time flies,
like some flying butterflies.

we went back to the ferry,
but never just a smelly.

on the way i took a lot of photographs,
like a xy axis, like the maths messy graphs.

when i went back, the first thing i just think,
was to get something good, like a big chilling drink.

after we drink, and i just like to sing,
like a funny funny thing, like a crazy small thing.

this post ends here cos' i like,
and all those who have some megabytes.

if you read in the night, then just on the light,
and all the stars and shine, i just say goodnight.

happy holidays!

3:20 PM

in your opinion, can you checkmate a king using four pawns?

ok, not going for art workshop anymore, today is mi last day. yay. let me grade the art workshop.

informative: 4/5
interesting: 3/5
duration: 3/5
help when needed: 3/5

65% B3

i love today,

except that some people shouldn't mind at EXTREMELY MINOR THINGS! :-)

3:14 PM

jumping jellyfish rules! :-D ok, things to cover today. um... pls. let mi talk bout' yesterday. :-)

yesterday's history field trip, is um ok. let me give the grades.

museum:
facility : 1.5/2
informative: 2/2
duration: 2/2

total: 5.5

park
facility: 1.5/2
informative: 1/2
duration: 1/2

total: 3.5

war memorial
facility: 1/2
informative: 1/2
duration: 0.5/2

total: 2.5

overall
tour guide's explanation: 2.5/3
attitude: 2/2
facility of things: 2/2

total: 6.5

total: 18/25 A2

the sun is too hot in the memorial. lolx

hem... bout' the art workshop, sculpturing.

ok. lah, actually not bad. :-)

ok, short post, bye

:-)

7:28 PM

jumping jellyfish rules! ok, i will do the ratings first, cos' i went ta camp yesterday and today. um...

food: 3/3
games and activites: 4/4
night shooting: 2/3

total: 90%

7.30pm ok, i had x number of rounds during dinner.]

chicken salad, chiccken drumsticks, chickennnn wings, potato, mushroom soup, etc. :-) nice food.. rawr. then i make some jokes about going to the toilet alone. read this, lame joke:

you go to the toilet alone... you go inside and urinated, SUDDENLY! The lights WENT OFF! The doors CLOSED! SLAM! Suddenly, you saw a dark shadow on the wall, coming towards you... it came slowly, slowly. you are scared, you hide in the corner and cry! the shadow came towards you, very slowly, making groaning noises... THEN! The lights come back,


and you saw jefferson playing a sound clip on his handphone! :-)

ok, the games are quite fun. and the whole club laughed about it... :-) the games are suppose to be um... create... um... TEAMWORK! very meaningful. know more bout' the sec 1s . .... yay. miaow.

8.20pm k, coming to the most tender of the chicken burger. the night shooting. ok, we are supposed to shoot a drama between the 16-year olds. press the record button once and DON'T stop until the instructor says CUT. so we waited for about 8 solemn minutes. :-( Near the classroom block, i thought i saw a figure, but then it was just a light reflected! miaow. i thought it was something.

but unfortunately, that shooting is the funnest of the boringest of the night shooting. we have EDITING! the boringest of the boringest! for 2 hours, while the sec 4's are happily enjoying 'Wallace and Gromit' the curse of the funny rabbit. :-( *groan*

editing for 2 hours can be anyone's torture! just imagine 9pm to 11:30pm! so just sit there, slack.

but then, funny things happen in these 2 weird hours.

Mr M, wants to go down to the canteen and drink water. the time was about 10.20pm. we went down, the canteen was extremely scary. only 1/3 of the canteen is lighted. the classroom's block's lights are all off. So we went to drink water, then i heard some tiny footsteps above us, in the hall. dunno why, we walked, walked, steady, AND WE RUN FOR OUR LIVES! IT WAS DAMN SCARY!

we checked out the hall after that, lucckilyyyyy, it was only the funny funny person, his wife, n his all time beautiful daughter. phew of relief.

so we went back and enjoyed the most glorious air-con. cold and civilised

Later, Mr X wants to go the toilet. and so i, Mr M, Mr S and Mr X went together. Again, we have to past by the dreadful canteen. this time, i heard a laughter, small laughter... and not just me, Mr S heard it too. BUT DE PROBLEM IS, Mr X and Mr M didn't hear it! could it be a real person laughing??? we 4 were quite scared, and we walked, and RUN!!! WE RUN! They all 3 lead in front, and i was at the back! OMG, then this thing made me scared out of my wits.

A white woman, dressed all white, with extremely long hair, was looking @ us run! And no doubt, a laughter! Eerie! I run even faster! Maybe can get gold for 2.4km NAPFA! i thought is the funny person's wife, and got relieved! But then... the white figure was at the 1st level, and when i went up, the funny person's wife asked how come we ran so quickly.

Now, this is the mystery. who was the white figure on the 1st level, on 11th march 2006, 10.40pm?

12:56 PM

jumpinjellyfish rules.

today, we are going to study, what is a compromiser. according to the jellyfish checking the dictionary, a compromiser is a person who settles dispute by compromise, and make an agreement by mutual concession.

example, how do you identify, a compromiser? he makes sure that you, or rather the whole world, does what he wants and makes sure it is done in an ORGANISED way. isn't that terrible??

another example, Mr L, wants Mr C, to do something his way, but Mr W, siding Mr C, agrees with Mr C's idea. BUT, Mr L, REFUSES to listen to everybody's thoughts and believes, he is the right 1. Isn't that very GENEROUS?

ok, end of formal stuff. talk bout' mi c.t results.

english 10.5/15 A2 (excellent!) :-)
maths 36.5/40 A1 (excellent!) :-)
HCL 37/60 B4 (good, but work harder) :-)
chemistry 27/40 B3 (ow...) :-(
History 11.5/16 A2 (yeah!) :-)

For my literature, i dunno how i do, but i dun want to know. :-) i dun care about it. but overall for other 5, i tink not bad lah, good try this time, yay. miaow.

now i is in a happy mood, enjoying mi holidays. :-)

sign off as jumpinjellyfish...

8:46 PM