wait, before i say somethin, i would like to say hi! to demas koh! as he will think that provers is about him, which is not the case... :-) ready? today i will make the topic informal, now, to me right,um... a prover is someone who proves to somebody, for maybe, the fun of it? about somethin! but of course, to me proving is wasting time, one should prove to him/herself, so that he or she will have a better future. am i right? hahax... i'm being so lame...

let me say somethin bout' english exams today, it is quite
'exciting', and it is 'very easy', and i find the question 'very interesting', and of course, i have 'confident' to score well. :-) lame/...

ok... bedtime story...

once upon a time, there are 10 kangaroos! they are called bolly,dolly,golly,holly,jolly,kolly,lolly,molly,polly, and tolly.

and they live a happy life and a happy ever after!

hahax... :-D, lame story.

but of course, i have a story to tell, yup, it is true, and i hope that this person would understand my message.

once upon a time, there are 3 cats, they are called, hairy,perry and jelly. one day, perry accidentally revealed somethin and hairy wants to know it, and hairy keeps asking jelly, so jelly, wrote a letter to hairy:

dear hairy, i know that the secret between me and perry definitely attracted your curiosity. but, i would like to tell you that i would not tell you, because that would mean that i am not loyal to myself and perry, i hope that you will seriously understand what i mean. sorry for any inconveinience caused. :-)

from jelly, a friend of you and perry.

haha, hairy should know somethin by now... hope hairy understands.

happy long holidays and good luck for MYEs! i rock the world.

10:31 PM

jumping jellyfish rules! hi people, let me sort out a few things...

today's blogging:
1.public speaking
2.band
3.camp@benjy's house

let mi start wif numbuh 1.

numbuh 1: public speaking. okiee,,,,,... on monday, spoke english, think i did ok... except that i do not have special parts like CFC products, cos' i tink the topic is ways which I can save the earth, the I, is very important. :-) think can get 6/10.

then today, spoke HCL, the topic is so impromptu, of course, i wanted to talk about the pencil box benjy gave me, but he said dun want, k lor, so nvr talk. so talk about me being a narrator when i was 6 years old. at first go out, but then not fully prepared, so went back to mi seat n started warming it again. :-) 10 minutes later, then go out, :-) better performance. :-) maybe can get about 7/10, not bad wad.

above two assumed marks to be, i am very 'thick-skin'. lolx...

k, numbuh 2: band last saturday, a late person to blog bout' this matter. personally, our school band got gold, and i am proud of them! of course, ALL OF THEM! and fan wei of course, good drum major, not like some other drum majors who can actually fail to perform well.

but not saying anything, i dun see how come there are 3 groups which got gold with honours, to me, only 1 group deserved gold with honour, forgot the school name. :-) i only know is the 1st to perform. :-D but nvr mind la, over already, cannot do anything now wad....

except that bowen, um... at the end, knowing its school got good scores, go and spray water, haha so lame... but shouldn't do that lah, mus respect mah! ahaha... bowen... no offence! :-D

oh ya, when we were going home and going to board the class, demas and benjy actually held their bladders and waited till they alighted at school then they went to the toilet. haha... 203, 3 cheers for benjy, if not we will be late to go home! (hip hip hurray!) for benjy and demas! but of course not to tell you to hold everytime la, if seriously urgent then muz go, ok? :-D

ok, end of numbuh 2, proceed to numbuh 3!

camp@ benjy's house, did loads of things, no doubt it is fun, except that it is very sleepy, cos;' only sleep 10.5 h in 2 nights. :-)]

nothin seriously funny, so nothin to blog bout' camp. lol

friendliness of people: 5/5
usefulness: 3/5
duration: 3.5/5
facilities: 3.5/5
enjoyable: 2.5/5

total: 17.5/25 A2 :-) yay!

sorry no story today...

8:57 PM

ok ahem today im going to blog another story, which is imaginative and stop asking whether its real or not

ok ahem lets start... there are: bondo, deedles, veela, shasha, koolibah, jondary, jettyah.

once upon a time, there lives a poor boy called jettyah. bondo promised him that he will help him get rich. Jettyah is very happy. then suddenly bondo sees veela and shasha, and go and help them instead. Jettyah tries to hint bondo but he avoids the subject.

as you all know, the rule is that each person can help 3 persons at a time, so Jettyah tries to appeal again, but bondo avoids him again. Jettyah was wondering y bondo isn't helping him, he is extremely disappointed.

so, jettyah asked bondo whether bondo could helped him, but then, bondo who is trying to avoid the topic, said he had a binoculars course at crystal harbour.

10 minutes later, koolibah, who is rich, asked jettyah whether bondo is helping him, but jettyah says no. koolibah's question made jettyah suspicious, but koolibah said that there is no meaning in that question. so, jettyah takes kookibah question as a kind intention.

but the sad thing is, koolibah was helped by bondo instead. jettyah was very angry and sad. luckily deedles consoled jettyah, or he will be very disappointed. jettyah is disappointed becos bondo keeps on avoiding the question of whether hes helping, jettyah means that bondo can just say a no or a yes. in the end, jettyah has no choice but to join jondary.

unluckily, bondo starts sayin that jettyah will share secrets with jondary and will trust jondary than trust him. jettyah was angry because bondo did not trust him and bondo twisted facts

free response question

1. why do you think bondo avoids the question?
2. why do you think bondo is not helping jettyah?
3. was jettyah right in joining jondary?
4. was koolibah right in joining bondo?
5. was deedles right in consoling jettyah?

okay erm send in ur response to me at jelly103@singnet.com.sg. All emails will be entertained of course, each questions worths 2 marks, so you will be graded.

ok, this story, after i read, i feel quite sad for jettyah, as the poor needs to be helped by the rich. of course, according to me, i feel that koolibah isn't at fault. anyway, it is not up to koolibah whether she is in the group. :-)

happy day people! go to the ocean and sees the jellyfish!

3:40 PM

jumping jellyfish rules! shh... today, i am going to tell yet another story, ok, this is an imaginative story and i trust that you won't ask who the characters in real life are... :-) cos' there is no meaning... :-)

once upon a time, there are 6 animals living together, they live a very happy life, they sometimes meet up for breakfast, lunch, and sometimes even dinner! haha, the place they are living in is a forest, so you will see how wonderful the place is... :-)the six animals are jaybird,bluebird,cat,dog,jackass and kangroo. goodness! even thought there is a cat and dog, they always care for one another! :-)

ok, just this one day, kangaroo is sleeping soundly with its brothers when suddenly, jaybird said that the wise owl, the head of the forest is ill. so off set jaybird and kangaroo, meanwhile kangaroo asked cat to take care of its family. cat promised and there he goes, being a guard cat. :-)

2 hours later, bluebird passed by kangaroo's territory, along with his friends, dog and jackass. dog and jackass are so thirsty and bluebird could not stand their irritating noises, went to kangaroo's house and then found out that kangaroo is not at home.

"kangaroo is not at home?"

"ya."

"but dog and jackass is thirsty, can we go inside and have a drink?"

"sure, why not?"

so in went the 3 of them... and they happily stay there for 2 whole hours.

suddenly, the door was being knocked, and in came kangaroo, kangaroo was suprised to see the 3 of them, and she asked why are they there.

"we went to your house to get some water", said bluebird.

"oh, using what?"

"um... we boil the water in the kettle, and we cool it down, then we drink it up."

"excellent, may i have some please?" :-)

"erp, the water is finish."

kangaroo suddenly looked quite scary.

meanwhile, jackass and dog went to the kitchen and kangaroo and bluebird were left in the kitchen. (cat went out to have a walk.)

jackass and dog were eating supper, and did not pay attention to what kangaroo and bluebird were talking about.

20 minutes later, kangaroo stomped into the kitchen, and then cooled down. kangaroo asked jackass to pass a message to bluebird. but instead of doing it, jackass asked kangaroo to write a letter.

kangaroo wrote: ok, bluebird, i know i am sorry to be in a temper with you, but you can actually send a message via the pigeons, and i hope you will understand.

after bluebird read it, it asked jackass a question, "do you think that kangaroo was in the wrong to write me something like this?"

jackass, who was a VERY FAIR animal, said: "no".

bluebird was so fed up by the answer that it threatened to give up its friendship with jackass. jackass was in a very confused state, dog then explained to jackass what was going on with bluebird.

"you know that bluebird is very busy with its family and its other things which he have to manage, and he is frustrated, i mean, just listen to him."

"so that means, i must give in to bluebird because it is frustrated, so that means i can actually kick it because i am always frustrated, true or false?"

(...) the rest of the story i shall not say it, as it is very not related to the topic i want to talk about today.

haha... i rock.

9:24 PM

hey people, i know mi blog have no good designs, but that dosen't mean that i dun have good posts. agree? :-)

today, there is a new CME teacher called miss gay. um... when we heard the word 'gay', we think of you know what. :-) hahax... wad do you think of de word 'gay'? she looked a bit like our microbio's teacher... so 'strict'. miaow. rawr.

2dae dunno take what occupation test or wad, n we r suppose to take a questionaire to find out what are we suitable in, and in the end, i got researcher, engineer. just nothing about accountant or maths teacher! miaow.. i wanna do something related to maths. :-(

ok... so bored, (stomach rumbling), get something to eat, bye! :-)

8:34 PM

ok... i am going 2 blog about these few days, and y i call this post the frustrating moments. let me start with happy stuff, which means last saturday, when we were @ sentosa. :-) yay.

6.45am: ate, hotcakes with sausage at macdonalds.

7am: wait for benjamin and demas koh.

7.15am: set off!

7.40am: on the bus, revising my sec 3 maths.

8.30am: reach harbourfront. :-)

9am: entered sentosa

9.20am: reached siloso beach and start the day's activities!

it goes on like, we were at the beach, talking bout' coral reef, (demas is the reporter), and there is 1 scene which i pretended to litter the sea with an empty bottle, and demas koh told me to stop because i am harming the coral reefs. (quite a funny scene.) :-) hahax.

11am, went to burger king, hui jin and demas ate there, i and benjamin went world trade centre and bought some markers, i ate there. :-)

12.15pm: back at sentosa, went back to siloso beach, and there is a shelter over there, and we started continuing on our theory work there, and meanwhile hui jin shot us doing the theory work. (hui jin's camera skills are not bad, except that she must not be too shaky.)

2.10pm:went underwater world's ENTRANCE, actually intended to go to the souvenir shop, but the guard said no entry unless we have tickets. ha, i dun blame the guards, they are on duty and they must therefore respect it, so i dun blame u all peeps, it is ok. :-)

2.30pm: went dolphin lagoon, same situation there, except that it is quite hot there.

3pm: decided to ride the charlift. a charlift is like sitting on a swinging chair, and the chair is tied to a string and you ride on it to another side. it was like riding on a cable car without windows and without a floor to rest your legs on it. :-) but dun worry peeps, instead of about 16 storey high, it is only about 4. :-) i thought that i would be the one screaming, instead, i was so quiet, and the people beside me are so noisy, scared, and some have just a pale face. hahax :-D $3 for that ride (one way).

then went home....

i would like to say that the sentosa's monorail is demolished, and i dun know wad happen to the cable car, i didn't see it for the whole trip. ...

oh ya, grades.

excitement: 3.5/4
scenery: 3.5/4
price of the things and facilities: 2.5/4
facilities: 3/4
friendliness of the staff: 4/4

total: 83% A1. yay! :-)

nothing special yesterday.

ok, have IPW from today all the way to sunday, how fascinating is this. i am going to celebrate next week, seriously.

now, i am going to write about something using a story form, :-) about, um, betrayers.

ok, today let's use something like, um... frogs! just change some very special things!!!...

once about a time, there are 3 frogs, one is called bagus, the second one is called jocky and another one is called jobby. now these 3 frogs are extremely good friends, and some more, they just live beside one's another lotus leaf! :-) very lucky frogs!

now, one day, bagus and another frog called dudders fought about who is the most beautiful frog in the whole wide world, and worse still jobby and jocky are victims of what i call 'cold war'. :-( ow...

ok, jobby and jocky decided what they should do so as to avoid being dragged into the war with injured arms like an overgrown-size bat. jobby asked what jocky thinks of bagus, and jocky said bagus is quite ok, and jobby said a FULL LOT OF THINGS, jocky just listened and said, ok. jobby and jocky promised not to tell anyone about this.

just that night, bagus decided to pay jocky a visit on the lotus leaf, knock knock, went the door. and jocky opens the door, bagus did not greet jocky politely and bagus started to say,'you owe me an explanation.'

jocky asked, 'what do you mean, croak.'

bagus asked, 'did you say anything about me and dudders?'

jocky said, 'huh?'

bagus repeated the question, and jocky told him that he had no idea what bagus is talking about and catches no balls of what he said. and so bagus asked, 'but jobby said that you said something about me.'

jocky said, 'crazy, since when did i say that.'

now, bagus feels very funny, as both sources do not corroborate with each other, and now, jocky is in a very bad mood with bagus.

jocky said: 'fine bagus, i feel that...'

free-response question 1: do you think jobby should have told bagus? why?

question 2: why do you think jobby told bagus about the secret?

question 3: complete the ending of the story and send your response to jelly103@singnet.com.sg thanks a lot. :-) all entries will be entertained.

ok, i have a comment about this, firstly, jobby should have not told bagus because this is a betray to jocky and this is also spilling a secret and breaking a promise.

ok,... is this story nice??? :-D

hahax... i am good at imagination only, shuld work on mi english skills. :-0

i rock!

9:21 PM

let me start with the past with a story.

once upon a time, there are two mushrooms, one is called the kitkat mushroom, and one is called the whacky mushroom. one fine morning with a bright and beautiful day, the two mushrooms met, and they said HELLO! ( so lame ). and they just chit-chat N did loads of stuff together, and they are very good mushy friends. (mushy=mushroom). and just about mid-spring, these two mushrooms qurallaled!!!! (duuno for wat reason). and of course victims around them suffocated as they had too much spores!

and so, one day, a new type of mushroom, arrived in mushroom town, and this mushroom is called jolly mushroom! (hurray.) and then, after noticing the war between the 2 mushrooms, jolly mushroom tried to stay out of this. unfortunately, this did not happen. the two mushrooms dragged jolly mushroom and bombed it with loads of questions! jolly mushroom is distress, and in the end, failed! to hand up the stuff, the head mushrroommm's assignments! (how sad). but do you think kitkat mushroom and whacky mushroom cares?

the reason why i am telling this story is because i am trying to ask for everyone's opinion, what do you think jolly mushroom should do?

and by the way, jolly mushroom must make a choice, whether to stay as closer friend to whacky mushroom, or a closer friend to kitkat mushroom! (this is what i call a logical paradox). :-)

THE PAST IS OVER

PRESENT STARTS:

I HATE TOO MUCH WATERMELONS!

today's bio test is exciting, at least i still have hope that i would pass. :-) yay! 7/10 = difficulty of paper

THE FUTURE!

tomorrow is sports day, and maths peer tutoring is cancelled! and so tomorrow's peer tutoring will be postponed to next friday.

the dates are as followed!

20/4 (thursday) : 2.30pm-3.30pm
21/4 (friday) : 1pm-2pm

:-) hand of post

drifting off to its own dreamland!

95% of jellyfish = water

9:36 PM

today, i am going to inform some people who actually TOOK LOADS OF ADVANTAGE of this delivery service!

first: when i made it clear that i do not want to deliver that day, PLEASE SERIOUSLY STOP PESTERING ME ABOUT IT! espacially people who ask questions like 'why can't you deliver today?'

so, hello? so i am supposed to do it for the class lah, is that what you mean? if not, what you mean. quick, give me a response! i am already quite fedup with you people already!

by the way, i am not a deliveryman, ok? i am NOT MEANT TO HELP THE CLASS! you all can ask hui jin to deliver, as SHE IS ULTIMATLEY FREE~~! (hui jin, you are ultimately free, i am stating the facts). or you can ask demas, benjamin, or anybody! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!!!?? isn't this very irritating???

second: you all please STOP COMPLAINING THAT IT IS TOO SLOW! people also need to eat, and i am there queing up serving you all these nanny goats! so, if i deliver and i must make sure YOU ALL MUST HAVE ENOUGH TIME, go and buy yourself! what for waste my time! i am wasting my recess time to buy for you all! i know you all have lots of projects, and need help! so, must well you all skip your recess, or your project! or one alternative method, ask one group member to help buy! why always me!!!???

third: don't think that i overcharge you! i did not! in fact, you all GAIN! and one more thing, PPLEASE WRRITE DOWN YOUR ORDERS PROPERLY! AND, NO MONEY, NO TALK! i cannot be geetttting change for you all! i'm not a change genius, ok!??

P.S.: I am not going to deliver for you all in MY-exams! you all go and feed yourselves, and not wait to be spoonfed! i don't care, even if you all fail, i don't care! i also need to study, espacaially days of science and history.

enjoy your days of life!

9:42 PM